Everyone loves this time of year because the Girl Scout Inc. is out selling the best sweets; Some more than others. South Carolina Cookie Monster, Christopher Maurice Morton was arrested last month for pulling off the biggest cookie heist in history, stealing over $19,000 of Girl Scout Cookies from a warehouse in Spartanburg.
Morton was a truck driver for the company and alarmed the boss, Brian Carey, after Carey began to notice boxes of Cookies were coming up missing.
Morton confessed to the cookie heist in court and since then he has been fired. Crazy right?

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